cycled:

teensfromhell:

justarandomgirl:

“i dare you…..to kiss the prettiest girl in the room”

plot twist

ultimate plot twist

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

multipack:

i’m only a morning person on december 25th

officialkendricked:

lov3sick-electric:

cheywillbelov3d:

swifty-cat:

MOM?

this will always be my favorite post

me all the time 

I lost count of how many times I’ve reblogged this.